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Mark Twain was famous as a public speaker. In his speeches(演讲) he always liked to tell f   stories. He also liked to l    to funny stories and play j    on his friends. One day, one of his friends l     his wallet and asked him to b     a railway ticket for him. Mark Twain told his friend that he didn’t have e     money to pay b     tickets. He asked his friend to hide under his seat. Later, when the conductor came to c    the tickets, Mark Twain gave him two – one for h       and one for his friend. Then he said in a loud v    , “My friend is a strange man, when he travels on a train, he doesn’t like to sit on the seat, but he likes to lie on the floor under the seat.”