Random ramblings from a guy who is too busy to have a Web site. On the bright side, you won't find any ads, pop-ups, hype, or any attempts to sell you anything at all. Furthermore, you won't find any pages divided into a hundred little boxes. And the text is so large, you don't need an electron microscope to read it. A refreshing break from reality. Anyway, here's what I have so far as I gradually resurrect my poor neglected Web site.
PC Survival Camp
Being new to computers, or even just being a “casual user”, isn’t always fun. It's as though everybody on the planet assumes you already know all the buzzwords, and already possess all the skills necessary to use a computer. Which is a really big assumption, when you consider that nobody was ever born knowing how to use a computer. The links below provide some quick mini-tutorials on all the skills and buzzwords that everyone else seems to assume you already know. Click on any link (underlined text) for a quick mini-lesson. Use the Back button at the bottom of any
page to work your way back to this page.
TechFear Camp |
Jargon Camp |
Internet Camp |
Windows XP Camp |
Wrong button! |
Hardware |
What is the Net? |
Desktop |
Crash the Internet! |
Ports |
What's Bandwidth? |
Start menu |
Erase everything! |
KB, megabytes, etc. |
What's Download? |
Taskbar |
Run out of space! |
Software |
What Web browser? |
Quick Launch |
Email privacy! |
Toolbars |
Getting around |
Notifications |
Viruses! |
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What e-Mail client? |
Moving and Sizing |
Hackers! |
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Death to pop-ups |
Control Panel |
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More... |
If you're looking for Microsoft Access stuff, click here.
l I'm gradually bringing back some of my old HTML stuff here.
l If you have a question, Ask Alan
Who is the passage written for?
A.Everyone | B.College students. |
C.Anyone who wants to use a computer. | D.An expert on computers. |
What’s the advantage of this web site?
A.It’s cheap. | B.There are no ads. |
C.It’s modern. | D.It provides an electron microscope. |
You can learn computer skills except_____.
A.Erase everything! | B.Software. | C.Flash . | D.Taskbar. |
If you have problems, ask____ for help.
A.Coolnerds.com | B.PC survival Camp |
C.Alan | D.HTML Stuff |