A woman and a man got into a car accident at a street corner. Both of their cars were completely destroyed, but luckily n__
__ of them was hurt.
After they crawled(爬) out of their cars, the woman said, “Wow, look at our cars— there’s nothing l__
___! Thank God we are all right. This must b__
__ a sign from Him that we should be friends and not try t__
__ complain about each other.” The man r__
__, “Oh, yes, I agree with you completely.”
The woman pointed to a b_
__ on the ground and said, “And here’s a_
__ surprise. Somehow this bottle of Scotch(格兰威士忌) from my back seat didn’t break. S__
__ God wants us to drink this Scotch and celebrate our good fortune.”
Then she handed the bottle to the man. The man said “Yes”, opened it, and drank about a third of the bottle to calm him. He then handed it back to the woman. The woman took the bottle, immediately put the cap back on, and handed it back to the man.
The man asked, “Aren’t you having a__
__?”
The woman replied, “No. I think I’ll just wait f__
__ the police…”