A woman and a man got into a car accident at a street corner. Both of their cars were completely destroyed, but luckily n____ of them was hurt.
After they crawled(爬) out of their cars, the woman said, “Wow, look at our cars— there’s nothing l_____! Thank God we are all right. This must b____ a sign from Him that we should be friends and not try t____ complain about each other.” The man r____, “Oh, yes, I agree with you completely.”
The woman pointed to a b___ on the ground and said, “And here’s a___ surprise. Somehow this bottle of Scotch(格兰威士忌) from my back seat didn’t break. S____ God wants us to drink this Scotch and celebrate our good fortune.”
Then she handed the bottle to the man. The man said “Yes”, opened it, and drank about a third of the bottle to calm him. He then handed it back to the woman. The woman took the bottle, immediately put the cap back on, and handed it back to the man.
The man asked, “Aren’t you having a____?”
The woman replied, “No. I think I’ll just wait f____ the police…”